{"product_id":"doomsday-oxymoron-survival-plastic","title":"Doomsday Oxymoron \/ Synthetic Cheese","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"hdt-collection-heading hdt-s-text hdt-text-12xl\"\u003eDOOMSDAY OXYMORON\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSURVIVAL PLASTIC\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hdt-collection-description hdt-s-text2 hdt-text-lg hdt-font-normal hdt-rte\"\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSpeed 7 \/ Glide 1 \/ Lift 3 \/ Turn -2 \/ Fade 2\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hdt-collection-description hdt-s-text2 hdt-text-lg hdt-font-normal hdt-rte\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hdt-collection-description hdt-s-text2 hdt-text-lg hdt-font-normal hdt-rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Oxymoron is a twisted experiment in disc design. It is a square-shaped \"disc\" that is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enot PDGA approved\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e because it is not the right shape for competitive disc golf. But that didn't stop Doomsday Discs from making them for entertainment purposes and casual rounds. It has a round inside rim on the bottom so that it feels more natural when gripped...well...as natural as you can get with a square disc. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis disc will probably require a new flight number that measures lift, as it has a tendency to rise upward when spinning. Thus, we'll say that the disc has these numbers:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpeed 7 \/ Glide 1 \/ Lift 3 \/ Turn -2 \/ Fade 2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't you love science?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Oxymoron is \u003cstrong\u003eNOT\u003c\/strong\u003e PDGA Approved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eOxymoron\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a square, non-PDGA-approved disc released into the world purely for the curiosity of watching a square fly. While it’s made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably in flight due to its unique shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a novelty disc and that you accept all responsibility for its use. Doomsday Discs is not liable for any injury, property damage, confusion, or existential reflection that may result from throwing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis disc is not designed for sanctioned play, serious competition, or situations requiring predictable outcomes. If you choose to throw it, please do so responsibly, away from people, pets, or fragile realities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Doomsday","offers":[{"title":"180 Yellow Blue","offer_id":46075380138157,"sku":"43809","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"180 Orange Black","offer_id":46075380105389,"sku":"43810","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"181 Yellow Blue","offer_id":46075434205357,"sku":"43811","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/7665\/8349\/files\/2872DDA6-1E58-4CA5-AE6A-AB1B28242FCF.jpg?v=1780410683","url":"https:\/\/www.maverickdiscgolf.com\/products\/doomsday-oxymoron-survival-plastic","provider":"Maverick Disc Golf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}